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[20 Jan 2010|08:28pm] |
I was going to say something long and involved about how proud I am to call all of you my peers and how glad I am that we all survived the apocalypse, but I've come to the conclusion that all I really have to say is that we've-survived-the-apocalypse sex is the best.
And now, I must set about replacing the half of my wardrobe that was destroyed when the back half of my home caught fire.
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[13 Jan 2010|12:34pm] |
Well. I am about to mount a winged steed. On a scale of Unafraid to I Will Squeeze My Eyes Shut As Soon As We Take Off, I am about an If My Cruising Altitude Is Above 10 Ft, I Will Vomit. This is a terrible time to realize one's fear of heights.
And no, Twitch, we CANNOT keep them.
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[10 Jan 2010|03:55pm] |
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I just can't believe I forgot all about the GIANT FUCKING THREE-HEADED DOG. I AM NOT BUILT TO WITHSTAND THIS KIND OF STRESS.
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[08 Jan 2010|12:17pm] |
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Before we descend into the Underworld (real nice, Medusa, ), I just want to say that I look quite dashing in leather.
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[07 Jan 2010|05:34pm] |
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Guess who's back? And not a moment too soon. I'm sure my muscles would have atrophied had I been forced into that position any longer.
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[06 Jan 2010|11:59am] |
FILTERED TO: OLYMPIANS
OH MY GOODNESS We should NOT have gone to that party yesterday WHERE THE HELL AM I There's no use getting everyone else worried about where we are when I'm sure this has all just been some kind of misunderstanding.
Locations, everyone? There has to be at least one of us who knows where they are.
EDIT: Also. I'm not sure if anyone can see me but I am still faintly glowing - as I usually do! So if you happen to see some sort of light source then it is probably me, and we are headed towards each other.
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[05 Jan 2010|03:21pm] |
Hello Friends! Greetings from the mediterranean, we are all enjoying ourselves here and we have surrounded ourselves with HALF-NAKED FRIENDS!
Though I must wonder what year this wine is from it must be an EXCELLENT vintage!
;)
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[03 Jan 2010|08:12pm] |
OF COURSE THIS WOULD HAPPEN Just when I thought I was going to have to PAY for my next vacation in the Mediterranean.
FILTERED TO: Bea, Valentina, Theresa, Claire, Isaac
Where are you? I have to CLIMB MOUNT OLYMPUS. Do you SEE this face? Well - obviously, you don't. But just know that this is my "I AM NOT PLEASED WITH THIS" face.
Oh, and - I am with Sandals. I will make sure that we both emerge triumphant from this ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS MISSION
FILTERED TO: Xandros
I was going to say that I would be very upset if you died or were otherwise injured, but then I thought that would be rather pessimistic of me. But. All the same.
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[02 Jan 2010|03:33pm] |
IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
All I wanted was just one THIS IS SO I CANNOT HANDLE THIS KIND OF STRESS I AM GOING TO DIE OF AN ULCER AT TWENTY UNLESS THE APOCALYPSE KILLS ME FIRST
This is absolutely NOT WHAT I WANTED TO HAPPEN TODAY.
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| Nineteen! |
[27 Dec 2009|01:16am] |
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There's nothing like being turned away at the door of a party to make you feel exceptionally evil! Nothing at all in the world like it.
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| Eighteen! |
[24 Dec 2009|03:47pm] |
Last night's episode of Real Housewives of Neopolis was fantastic, if I do say so myself. They really took things to the next level! For instance, who knew that Brad and Rose were having an illicit affair or that Annie Brewski would have so much trouble with those two lovely young ladies!
I might have to watch it again.
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[21 Dec 2009|05:14am] |
Amanda McNamara! I just Remembered. You owe me a polo (Lacoste, color: bavarian cream). Christmas is
Soon. Thank you!
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| Sixteen! |
[18 Dec 2009|04:21pm] |
FILTERED TO: Beatrix Bloxam, Claire Caulfield, Isaac Crowley
In the spirit of being open during this holiday season, I have a few things to tell you.
I have made a deal with the Dante Decarabia regarding my parents and my future. I am also a homosexual, and I am afraid that suspect I may be developing feelings for Xandros the Atlantean. Have a nice day!
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| Fifteen! |
[17 Dec 2009|02:15am] |
It has recently come to my attention that I am lacking in something that every supervillain or superhero needs in order to further his or her personal development: a nemesis! I was discussing with my parents the importance of having a nemesis to keep one on one's toes. I know that several of us here at Neopolis Academy have them, be they based on blood feuds or something much simpler, and pardon me if I do feel a little bit left out. So, I have enclosed this handy application to pick a suitable nemesis for myself! Now, don't be shy! I know there are plenty of students out there who would love to be able to officially plot my untimely demise.
( Nemesis Application: Phoebus Montgomery )
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| Fourteen! |
[14 Dec 2009|03:05pm] |
FILTERED TO: Jonathan
Hello! I do hope this isn't a breach of Secret Santa code, but I'm afraid you may know Grant Pierce better than I do. Any suggestions on what would really wow him this Christmas season?
FILTERED TO: Xandros
What are you doing this Saturday?
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| Thirteen! |
[07 Dec 2009|10:23pm] |
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Ah, Mondays. I find that they really do pale in comparison to every other day of the week, especially if one happens to have just enjoyed a spectacular weekend. Shopping just has a way of lifting the spirits that attending classes does not.
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| Twelve! |
[01 Dec 2009|05:23pm] |
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I'm not sure what all of the fuss is about. I love mistletoe. 'Tis the season! Ho ho ho!
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[25 Nov 2009|06:28pm] |
I am having a rather pressing dilemma - which fall shade is most appropriate for a Thanksgiving dinner? I believe my mother will be wearing a burnt orange and my father a crisp golden yellow, which only leaves me with reds and neutrals unless I simply want to wear black, though we Montgomerys do enjoy dressing according to theme. Hopefully this problem will solve itself before tomorrow evening.
In other news, I hope that everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving and that those of us who enjoy the company of our families less than others will take this time to reflect on the bonds of family, no matter how thin they might be at this time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some wardrobe planning to do!
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